Heinz: Perry the platypus. There’s something I can’t stop thinking about. You are egg laying, milk sweating mammal with no belly button. And a spicy cock with two tips. Don’t look at me like that! I accidentally read about it on Wikipedia and there’s nothing you can do about it!
Heinz: I mean
Heinz: I really can’t understand…
Heinz: How is it possible that you are more human than many biological humans.
Heinz: For God’s sake, this is crazy,
Heinz would have been insufferable if he hadn’t been so charming
